During my first year in Taiwan, my friend Sara flew in from Hawaii for a long weekend. As I was sharing bits of my new life with her, she noticed I kept repeating the phrase “…but they never told me”, whether it was stories about bus issues, failed coffee searches, or toilet paper etiquette. She suggested I make a list so I scribbled it in my mind. Now that I have a blog, I feel it’s my duty to share this list with other expats relocating to Taiwan.
1.) The Bus – When I first moved to Taiwan, I had to wait a couple months before I could legally buy a scooter and was forced to take the bus if I wanted to venture outside my neighborhood. Early one rainy Sunday morning, I was feeling restless so I wandered out to the main road and started walking through the puddles in my flip flops, just waiting for a bus to come along. I saw one approaching so I ran to the nearest bus stop and stood next to it. The bus splashed me as it drove on by.
Assuming I was standing in the wrong place or at the wrong angle, I ran across the street and tried again. I made eye contact with the bus driver as he smiled and kept on driving. Finally, I saw a bus stop with some other people waiting so I joined the line. As the bus approached, they RAISED THEIR HANDS and the bus stopped. They never told me that!
2.) Coffee – Living in a tea-loving country like Taiwan, coffee was a real issue at first. I NEED my morning coffee so I bought a small coffee maker for my non-existent kitchen (only a refrigerator – typical Taiwanese style). At the local supermarket, I found a blue bag marked “Coffee” that felt squishy like ground coffee (everything was written in Chinese). When I got home and ripped it open, I found powdered coffee creamer inside. Not very helpful at all. I finally managed to track down a large selection of ground coffee at RT Mart, the Taiwanese equivalent of WalMart (but without the freaky-looking people). Recently, I’ve discovered the joys of Costco for a great deal on a 3-lb can of ground coffee.
3.) Toilet Paper Etiquette– Toilet paper does not go in the toilet. Most restrooms, even at home, are equipped with small trash bins and that is where the toilet paper goes. Always. When I visit the US, it usually takes me a while to get over the feelings of guilt when I flush the toilet paper. I was guilty of doing that here in Taiwan the first few weeks, because “they never told me”.
4.) Bad hair days – The Taiwan humidity, especially in the summer, makes every day a bad hair day. I’ve come to accept it. One way I’ve coped is by getting a helmet-shaped haircut. I also wear a hood (unzipped off a windbreaker) under my scooter helmet. But my hair still looks really bad all summer long, especially the sweaty bangs. They never told me it was THIS humid!
5.) Cell Phone Plans – I avoided getting a cell phone when I first arrived in Taiwan, not wanting the additional expense and assuming it would be outrageous like in the US, where I was paying a ridiculous $103/month through T-Mobile. I was also a little scared of the 2-year commitment that most cell plans required (“commitment issues”). Finally, I broke down and dropped by the cell phone store and was shocked to get a Samsung tablet for $49USD with a 2-year contract, and a monthly charge of only about $25/month. They never told me it was so cheap!
6.) WCIF? – After surviving the first year feeling like every shopping excursion was a treasure hunt, I discovered the beauty of expats joining together to document exactly where great “stuff” can be found, on a Facebook page called “Where Can I Find?” WCIF covers everything from medication and supplements to Ben and Jerry’s ice cream to non-stick cooking sprays like PAM. They never told me about this great expat tool!
7.) Crossing the Street – Street-crossing etiquette is a very cultural thing. In the US, cars will stop if a pedestrian is anywhere near that white crossing zone. In Vietnam, pedestrians just walk through the scooters, being careful to walk at the same pace and not make any sudden moves. It’s like a dance and it works in Hanoi. I tried the Vietnamese dance method here in Taiwan and caused traffic chaos, lots of honking and cursing. Taiwanese pedestrians obey all “walk/don’t walk” signals, but ironically cars and scooters don’t really take note of that red light. Beware – pedestrians get little respect here. (Don’t say I never told you!)
8.) Blue Trucks – Also beware of blue trucks from hell! I developed a fear of these blue monsters very early, but I wasn’t sure what creature was typically behind the wheel of these monsters-on-wheels. And then this is what I learned; they’re usually driven by construction workers, and it’s culturally acceptable for construction workers to have a few (or more?) beers for lunch. After a brief nap, they’ll get back on the roof for their afternoon shift. They never told me, so I never understood until I recently had construction workers napping in my front yard before climbing back on my roof.
9.) Shoes – Size 10 women’s shoes do not exist on this island. They never told me that. Last year I was forced to buy men’s running shoes because I was desperate. I’ve learned the hard way, and now stock up on BIG SHOES whenever I visit the US.
10.) US Embassy – It does not exist here. The US has no “official” ties with Taiwan, in an effort to keep the peace with China. Since I did virtually NO research before moving here and I’m an ignorant American, I was a little shocked to find this out. They never told me…but then again, I never asked.
Relocating to a new country can be overwhelming and incredibly stressful. Little things become big issues, like when you’re really, really hungry but have no idea what to eat so you dine at 7-11. Again. At first, you may feel like a fish swimming upstream, and then slowly life starts to feel almost “normal”. Suddenly you’re gliding through rush hour traffic with ease and your favorite Fried Rice Lady knows your name, and you know you’re “home”.